#478750 Mal abgesehen..... (ot.kultur)

verfaßt von Kleinalrik2021, 15.04.2026, 09:48:12

Honestly, he's a bad pope. A very, very bad pope.
I knew some popes. Really, I did. Some of them a very great guys. Great, great guys. Like Benny... Bennidictionary... Banani... what's his number? 16 I guess.
There are so many popes, they need to give them numbers. Can you believe that? It's true!
Imagine me being Donald 5. I am great with numbers. I am so good with numbers I'd probably be Donald 5000. Donald 5000, that has a charm to that. Donald 5000... Donald 5000... Or maybe I'll got for Donald 5 billions, for every American in this country. 5 billions...
This Frenchy... Frenchichiascus... I call him Frank. He did a very bad job. Did you know he never ended a war? Unlike me. It's true! Never ended a single war. Maybe I should run for pope.
And there is so many money he's collecting from all of us. Billions and billions and billions.
And they build big churches noone goes into it. And we pay for it. The Americans. All that churches worldwide are built with american money. And we never get anything for it. They give food to poor people so they don't need to work. Wasted.
Maybe we should invade this vetica... veterinary... vertikane... and make it the 51st state of America. And then anybode can visit our churches without paying any entry fees. Well... maybe some people has to pay a fee. Like them Germans... worst people ever.

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